lona lane

Crime Watch. i just moved to lona ln from austin. I live on lona ln.NE..at 1:00 am, a girl rang my doorbell crying, said she was stranded..through the door, i asked if she was injured, did she need a cab, or 311 or 911, my cat "bunnii" was the first to notice...Thank god i have seen the movie "a clockwork orange" I said "go home", five minutes later, i hear bohoo again. I grabbed a weapon(because right behind her there could be others with ski-masks and guns...I took out my dentures, opened the door and she wasn't crying anymore..she was fat(200+) black hair hispanic, about 5'5" wearing a black puffy parka and black pants made to look like jeans, fake eyelashes that looked like something dangling from them. after another 20 seconds i realized it wasSCAM..she knew that I knew, said "fuck you, toothless mother-fucker..and set it as in stone that she's a scammer...I do have video, but I want to make sure before I post it..your neighbor, on lona ln...feel free to comment!bunnii